“Mary, that was the smoothest takeoff I’ve ever experienced.”
“I’ve finaled in five takeoff contests and won two.”
“That’s excellent. Now where are we going?”
“I don’t know. I never learned how to plot a course. We’ll just fly around for a while and see what we can see."
“I’m afraid to ask this but what else did you not bother to learn?”
“I never learned how to land one of these things. I want the ending to surprise me.”
“Is there a parachute in this thing?”